{"id":67036,"date":"2019-08-22T12:50:37","date_gmt":"2019-08-22T16:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/isarta.com\/infos\/?p=67036"},"modified":"2020-02-12T12:36:56","modified_gmt":"2020-02-12T17:36:56","slug":"toujours-en-retard-le-palmares-des-excuses-les-plus-ridicules-donnees-a-un-patron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/isarta.com\/infos\/toujours-en-retard-le-palmares-des-excuses-les-plus-ridicules-donnees-a-un-patron\/","title":{"rendered":"Toujours en retard ? Le palmar\u00e8s des excuses les plus ridicules donn\u00e9es \u00e0 un patron"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_67575\" style=\"width: 684px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-67575\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-67575\" src=\"https:\/\/isarta.com\/infos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Chien-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"674\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/isarta.com\/infos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Chien-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/isarta.com\/infos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Chien-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/isarta.com\/infos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Chien-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/isarta.com\/infos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Chien-272x182.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 674px) 100vw, 674px\" \/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-67575\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><span style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><em>Photo : Matthew Henry \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/6x-hVXXiBxs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">Unsplash<\/span><\/a><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999; font-size: 12px;\">20 ao\u00fbt 2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">C\u2019est la vie moderne : on court pour faire les lunchs, porter les enfants \u00e0 la garderie&#8230; puis on s&rsquo;enlise dans le trafic. Il n&rsquo;y a donc rien de plus normal que d\u2019arriver (parfois) en retard au boulot. Mais certains employ\u00e9s ont tout simplement trop d\u2019imagination (ou alors, ils ont une dr\u00f4le de vie!), quand vient le temps de justifier un retard \u00e0 un patron.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, les firmes RH et les sites d&#8217;emploi se sont font un malin plaisir \u00e0 r\u00e9pertorier les excuses les plus surprenantes ou tir\u00e9es par les cheveux donn\u00e9es \u00e0 un employeur par un employ\u00e9 pour expliquer son retard.<\/p>\n<p>Afin de rigoler un peu en cette fin de p\u00e9riode estivale, nous avons eu l\u2019id\u00e9e de vous pr\u00e9parer un classement th\u00e9matique des excuses les plus ridicules collig\u00e9es au fil des ans. Le voici.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Des excuses d\u2019animaux<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Les animaux sont le bouc \u00e9missaire de bien des employ\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abMon chien se sentait anxieux\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.roberthalf.ca\/en\/sorry-im-late-my-dog-ate-my-car-keys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Half, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abMon chien a mang\u00e9 mon horaire de travail.\u00bb (<a href=\"http:\/\/press.careerbuilder.com\/2018-03-22-This-Years-Most-Bizarre-Excuses-for-Being-Late-to-Work-According-to-New-CareerBuilder-Survey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2018<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abMon chien a mang\u00e9 mes cl\u00e9s.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.roberthalf.ca\/en\/sorry-im-late-my-dog-ate-my-car-keys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Half, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJ\u2019ai sauv\u00e9 un chat d\u2019une maison en feu.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.roberthalf.ca\/en\/sorry-im-late-my-dog-ate-my-car-keys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Half, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJe me suis fait encercler par un orignal.\u00bb(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/share\/aboutus\/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?ed=12%2F31%2F2017&amp;id=pr985&amp;sd=1%2F26%2F2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abMon l\u00e9zard a d\u00fb subir une chirurgie d\u2019urgence, et il est mort pendant la chirurgie.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.today.com\/money\/most-bizarre-excuses-being-late-work-according-careerbuilder-t69716\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2016<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Le sens des priorit\u00e9s<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Certains employ\u00e9s, par la nature de leur excuse, t\u00e9moignent d\u2019un \u00e9trange sens des priorit\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00ab Je devais regarder une partie de soccer se d\u00e9roulant en Europe.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/share\/aboutus\/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?ed=12%2F31%2F2017&amp;id=pr985&amp;sd=1%2F26%2F2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00ab Mon p\u00e8re m\u2019a offert de me cuisiner un grill cheese, et je n\u2019ai pas pu dire non.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/share\/aboutus\/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?ed=12%2F31%2F2017&amp;id=pr985&amp;sd=1%2F26%2F2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00ab La pizza que j\u2019ai command\u00e9e est arriv\u00e9e en retard, et donc je devais rester \u00e0 la maison pour la recevoir et la payer.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/share\/aboutus\/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?ed=12%2F31%2F2017&amp;id=pr985&amp;sd=1%2F26%2F2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00ab Je devais terminer d&rsquo;\u00e9couter <em>My name is Earl<\/em>.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.today.com\/money\/most-bizarre-excuses-being-late-work-according-careerbuilder-t69716\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2016<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00ab Il a neig\u00e9 hier&#8230; Je suis all\u00e9 skier.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.today.com\/money\/most-bizarre-excuses-being-late-work-according-careerbuilder-t69716\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2016<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Manque flagrant de motivation ?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>\u00c0 la lumi\u00e8re des excuses suivantes, on se permet de douter du niveau de motivation de certains employ\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJ\u2019ai oubli\u00e9 qu&rsquo;on n&rsquo;\u00e9tait plus le week-end.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/share\/aboutus\/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?ed=12%2F31%2F2017&amp;id=pr985&amp;sd=1%2F26%2F2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJe pensais qu\u2019on \u00e9tait samedi.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.roberthalf.ca\/en\/sorry-im-late-my-dog-ate-my-car-keys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Half, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJ\u2019ai r\u00eav\u00e9 que j\u2019avais \u00e9t\u00e9 renvoy\u00e9 et je me suis rendormi.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.roberthalf.ca\/en\/sorry-im-late-my-dog-ate-my-car-keys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Half, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJe pensais \u00e0 la d\u00e9mission, mais j\u2019ai chang\u00e9 d\u2019id\u00e9e.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.roberthalf.ca\/en\/sorry-im-late-my-dog-ate-my-car-keys\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Half, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJ\u2019\u00e9tais l\u00e0, mais je me suis endormi dans le stationnement.\u00bb (<a href=\"http:\/\/press.careerbuilder.com\/2018-03-22-This-Years-Most-Bizarre-Excuses-for-Being-Late-to-Work-According-to-New-CareerBuilder-Survey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2018<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Un probl\u00e8me capillaire<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Parfois, certaines excuses sont tout simplement\u2026 tir\u00e9es par les cheveux!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abJ\u2019ai essay\u00e9 de couper mes propres cheveux et j\u2019ai compl\u00e8tement manqu\u00e9 mon coup, alors j\u2019ai d\u00fb trouver un salon de coiffure en catastrophe afin d\u2019arranger \u00e7a.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.monster.com\/career-advice\/article\/excuses-for-being-late-to-work\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Monster<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Des obstacles insurmontables<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Certains employ\u00e9s se laissent freiner dans leur \u00e9lan\u2026 par bien peu de chose.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abMon caf\u00e9 \u00e9tait trop chaud et je ne pouvais pas quitter la maison avant qu\u2019il ait refroidi.\u00bb (<a href=\"http:\/\/press.careerbuilder.com\/2018-03-22-This-Years-Most-Bizarre-Excuses-for-Being-Late-to-Work-According-to-New-CareerBuilder-Survey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2018<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abMa belle-m\u00e8re n\u2019arr\u00eatait pas parler.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/share\/aboutus\/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?ed=12%2F31%2F2017&amp;id=pr985&amp;sd=1%2F26%2F2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abMes faux cils \u00e9taient coll\u00e9s ensemble.\u00bb(<a href=\"http:\/\/press.careerbuilder.com\/2018-03-22-This-Years-Most-Bizarre-Excuses-for-Being-Late-to-Work-According-to-New-CareerBuilder-Survey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2018<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00abLe lever du soleil \u00e9tait tellement beau que j\u2019ai d\u00fb m&rsquo;arr\u00eater sur le bord de la route et l\u2019appr\u00e9cier.\u00bb (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.careerbuilder.com\/share\/aboutus\/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?ed=12%2F31%2F2017&amp;id=pr985&amp;sd=1%2F26%2F2017\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CareerBuilder, 2017<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Un article \u00e0 ne pas se utiliser comme source d&rsquo;inspiration pour vos prochains retards \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"likebtn_container\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><!-- LikeBtn.com BEGIN --><span class=\"likebtn-wrapper\"  data-identifier=\"post_67036\"  data-site_id=\"5cc1ecd16fd08b776710d1e9\"  data-theme=\"drop\"  data-btn_size=\"100\"  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